Dev Rant #002: The AI Code Reviewer

Welcome to the third installment of Dev Rants.
⚠️ Warning: Contains strong language and industrial quantities of salt. Headphones recommended if you're in a professional environment.
About Dev Rants
Dev Rants is a new series where I channel the collective frustration of developers everywhere into cathartic, hopefully entertaining tirades. It's therapy through profanity, wisdom through warfare, and maybe – just maybe – some actual useful insights buried beneath the avalanche of expletives.
Feel free to share this with any developer who needs a good laugh, or who just needs to know they're not alone in their coding struggles. We're all in this beautiful mess together.
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You think prompting an AI is "cheating"? Let me tell you something, Grandpa. The real cheating is pretending your slow, inefficient, manually written code is somehow better just because it took you longer to write.
