Dev Rant #001: The Unfiltered Truth About Coding

Welcome to the first installment of Dev Rants. Ever since I realized that ChatGPT could roast a codebase, I decided to start roasting my shitty code as a way to learn what not to do. Programming is so god-damned boring most of the time...why not spice it up a bit? It sure grabbed my attention.
⚠️ Warning: Contains strong language and industrial quantities of salt. Headphones recommended if you're in a professional environment.
About Dev Rants
Dev Rants is a series where I get AI to rant & roast the art of coding. Some actually useful insights are occasionally buried under the avalanche of expletives.
Share with any developer who needs a good nervous breakdown.
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